How can you tell when a woman has had plastic surgery too many times?!
Question: How can you tell when a woman has had plastic surgery too many times!?
a)When she crosses her legs her mouth snaps shut!.
b)She looks permanently frightened!.
c)When she raises her eyebrows her socks come up
A clown takes his car to the garage,the mechanic says,what's wrong with it,he says,the door won't fall off!.
What's the difference between a cow and a hamster,the cow will survive being branded!.
A man phones the chemist,could you send me incontinence pants,the assistant says,where are you ringing from,he says the waist down!.
A man dates a chinese girl,after the date they go back to her place,she says what shall we do now,he says how about a 69,she says i'm not cooking at this time of night!.A butler E-mails his boss while on holiday,your cat's dead,his irate boss,calls him,and says,you could have broke it gently like,the first time say,your cat's in a tree and won't come down,then the next day say,the cat fell out of the tree and died,two days later he got another E-mail,your Mother is up in a tree,and she won't come down
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b)She looks permanently frightened!.
c)When she raises her eyebrows her socks come up
A clown takes his car to the garage,the mechanic says,what's wrong with it,he says,the door won't fall off!.
What's the difference between a cow and a hamster,the cow will survive being branded!.
A man phones the chemist,could you send me incontinence pants,the assistant says,where are you ringing from,he says the waist down!.
A man dates a chinese girl,after the date they go back to her place,she says what shall we do now,he says how about a 69,she says i'm not cooking at this time of night!.A butler E-mails his boss while on holiday,your cat's dead,his irate boss,calls him,and says,you could have broke it gently like,the first time say,your cat's in a tree and won't come down,then the next day say,the cat fell out of the tree and died,two days later he got another E-mail,your Mother is up in a tree,and she won't come down
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Answers:
If Janice's face looks like that, just image what her árse looks like!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
when she looks like this
http://www!.onlinesurgery!.com/blog/janice!.!.!.
very funny btwWww@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.onlinesurgery!.com/blog/janice!.!.!.
very funny btwWww@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well, she woudnt be able to gve a broad smile!.!. u can see the sking around her mouths and cheeks like tearing apart!.!.!. not literally, but u get what i mean ryt!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious roflWww@Enter-QA@Com
LoL & the link which Helen gave was damn funny:))Www@Enter-QA@Com
WTF HELEN!!!!!! O!.OWww@Enter-QA@Com
When she looks like Joan Rivers!.!.
Thanks for the other laughs
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Thanks for the other laughs
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Ha ha First laugh of the day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love the last one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when she has had so many lifts she farts out the back of her headWww@Enter-QA@Com
i liked the first one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com