Anyone got any good "What do you get when you cross a ____ and a ____?"!
Question: Anyone got any good "What do you get when you cross a ____ and a ____!?" jokes!?
For reasons too long to explain, I'm looking for some jokes formatted like this:
What do you get when you cross a ______ and a ______!?
A _______!
Fill in the blanks with the best ya got! (The shorter and sweeter the better)Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you get when you cross a ______ and a ______!?
A _______!
Fill in the blanks with the best ya got! (The shorter and sweeter the better)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant !?
A earthquake !
( yeah i know its the oldest one in the book but ah-well )Www@Enter-QA@Com
A earthquake !
( yeah i know its the oldest one in the book but ah-well )Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a peanut butter!?
Either peanut butter that never forgets or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth!.
What do you get if you cross an owl and a goat!?
A hootenanny!.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer!?
A brick layer!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo!?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook!?
Wet feet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Either peanut butter that never forgets or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth!.
What do you get if you cross an owl and a goat!?
A hootenanny!.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer!?
A brick layer!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo!?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook!?
Wet feet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo!?
A wooly jumper!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A wooly jumper!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what do you get when you cross a dog and a giraffe!?
something that barks at airplanesWww@Enter-QA@Com
something that barks at airplanesWww@Enter-QA@Com