Can someone give me a good internet joke that I can e-mail please?!
Question: Can someone give me a good internet joke that I can e-mail please!?
I need an internet/e-mail joke where you have someone trying to figure something out and staring at their computer for a while and then something jumps out at them and scares them!. Anyone know of anything like this!?!?!? Please!?!?!?
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Answers:
This is a link where you ask someone to compare the pictures and see if you can find the difference!. Sacred me!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, I have not such one, but this one is so funny:
Memory's Going
An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them!. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory!.
After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down, making notes to help them remember things!. The couple thanked the doctor and left!.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going!?"
He replied, "To the kitchen!."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream!?"
"Sure!."
Then his wife asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it!?"
"No, I can remember that!."
"Well, I also would like some strawberries on top!. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that," his wife said!.
"I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries!."
She replied, "Well, I also would like whipped cream on top!. I know you will forget that!. You had better write it down!."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that!." He went into the kitchen!.
After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs!.
She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Memory's Going
An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them!. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory!.
After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down, making notes to help them remember things!. The couple thanked the doctor and left!.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going!?"
He replied, "To the kitchen!."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream!?"
"Sure!."
Then his wife asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it!?"
"No, I can remember that!."
"Well, I also would like some strawberries on top!. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that," his wife said!.
"I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries!."
She replied, "Well, I also would like whipped cream on top!. I know you will forget that!. You had better write it down!."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that!." He went into the kitchen!.
After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs!.
She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch!. "I couldn't help notice how happy you look," she said!. "What's your secret for a long and happy life!?" I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said!. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty fods and never exercise!." That's amazing," the woman said!. "How old are you!?" Twenty-six!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Umm !.!.!. There is this maze game!. When you finish the maze something scary pops up at you!. Here's the web link!.
http://www!.hemmy!.net/2006/03/01/scary-ma!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.hemmy!.net/2006/03/01/scary-ma!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock who there, nickaless, nickaless,who nickaless girls should not clime trees!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
EDIT: oops wrong questionWww@Enter-QA@Com
search yahoo or google for jokes!.!. you will get lotsWww@Enter-QA@Com