Funny Q's & A's....feel free 2 star?!

Q : What's a mixed feeling !?
A: When u see ur mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car!.

Q: What's the height of conceit !?
A: Having an orgasm & calling out ur own name!.

Q: Do u know how New Zealander's practice safe sex !?
A: They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick !

Q: Why is divorce so expensive !?
A: Because it's worth it !

Q: What is a Yankee !?
A: The same as a quickie,but a guy can do it alone!.

Q: What do Tupperware & a walrus have in common !?
A: They both like a tight seal !.

Q: What do a Christmas tree & a priest have in common !?
A: Their balls are just for decoration!.

Q: What's the difference b/w "ooooohhhh" & " aaahhhhh" !?
A: About 3 inches

Q: What's the difference b/w purple & pink !?
A: The grip!.

Q: What's the difference b/w girlfriend & wife !?
A: 45 pounds

Q: What's the difference b/w a boyfriend & a husband !?
A: 45 minutes!.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact !?
A: Breasts don't have eyes!.

Q: What's the difference b/w medium & rare !?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare!.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning !?
A: They don't have balls to scratch !
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