Vacuum salesman?? what do you think?!
Question: Vacuum salesman!?!? what do you think!?
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner!.
"Good morning," said the young man!. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners!."
"F*ck off!" said the old lady!. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door!. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open!.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said!. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration!." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway carpet!. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder!."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f*cking good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
That is really fantastic
Love it
I am going to give you a star!
lol lol lol lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is really fantastic
Love it
I am going to give you a star!
lol lol lol lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
and i thought i was the only one to her electricity cut off!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol :D swearing old ladies are funny as it is :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
abbot and costello approx 1960Www@Enter-QA@Com
bahhhahhahahahah !. niiiiiceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thats not to bad haha :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad, made me laugh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good anymore!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL very funny,Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
made me chuckle!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think thats funny!.!.lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Best Joke I have heard all day!!!!!! That was too funny!. Sounds like something my grandma would say!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just spilt my pint reading that ha ha ha
I bloody love it B&M Star 4 U *
;-)
You made my day ha ha ha!.
Sorry this one is remotley funny compared to yours
One night, when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad
decided to seek out a cute coil to let him discharge!. He
picked up Milli-Amp and took her for a ride on his Megacycle!.
They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge, around the Sine Waves,
and stopped in the Magnetic Field by a flowing current!.
Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-Amp's characteristic curves,
soon had her fully charged and excited her resistance to a
minimum!. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her
frequency, and lowered her reluctance!. He pulled out his
high voltage probe and inserted it in her socket, connecting
them in parallel and began short circuiting her resistance
shunt!. Fully excited, Milli-Amp mumbled "OHM-OHM-OHM"!. With
his tube operating at maximum and her field vibrating with
his current flow, her shunt overheated, and Micro-Farad was
rapidly discharged and drained of every electron!. They fluxed
all night trying various connections and sockets until his
magnet had a soft core and had lost all it's field strength!.
Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged her
solenoids!. And with his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad
was unable to excite his field, so they spent the rest of the
night reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses!.
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I bloody love it B&M Star 4 U *
;-)
You made my day ha ha ha!.
Sorry this one is remotley funny compared to yours
One night, when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad
decided to seek out a cute coil to let him discharge!. He
picked up Milli-Amp and took her for a ride on his Megacycle!.
They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge, around the Sine Waves,
and stopped in the Magnetic Field by a flowing current!.
Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-Amp's characteristic curves,
soon had her fully charged and excited her resistance to a
minimum!. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her
frequency, and lowered her reluctance!. He pulled out his
high voltage probe and inserted it in her socket, connecting
them in parallel and began short circuiting her resistance
shunt!. Fully excited, Milli-Amp mumbled "OHM-OHM-OHM"!. With
his tube operating at maximum and her field vibrating with
his current flow, her shunt overheated, and Micro-Farad was
rapidly discharged and drained of every electron!. They fluxed
all night trying various connections and sockets until his
magnet had a soft core and had lost all it's field strength!.
Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged her
solenoids!. And with his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad
was unable to excite his field, so they spent the rest of the
night reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses!.
Www@Enter-QA@Com