Repeating parrot ~~!!!! if u like it put a star~~!!!!!!!!!?!
Question: Repeating parrot ~~!!!! if u like it put a star~~!!!!!!!!!!?
One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot!.
He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it!. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, ''That parrot repeats everything he hears!.''
''That's alright,'' the man replied!.
So the man bought the parrot and left the store!.
As he was walking down the street, he saw a cop chasing a robber!.
The cop hollered to his partner, ''Shoot him down, shoot him down!''
Then the parrot said, ''Shoot him down, shoot him down!''
They kept walking and found a man who was trying to pry his car off the ground with a crowbar because his wheels had been stolen!.
The man said, ''Pop it up, pop it up!''
The parrot said, ''Pop it up, pop it up!''
They kept on walking to a carnival!. A guy at a gamestand yelled, ''Hit a big one, win a prize!''
The parrot said, ''Hit a big one, win a prize!''
Then they walked into a church and sat down!.
The minister was in the middle of the sermon!.
He said, ''The Lord is above us!.''
The parrot said, ''Shoot him down,shoot him down!''
The minister said, ''The devil is below us!.''
The parrot said, ''Pop it up, pop it up!.''
Then the minister got angry and threw a bible at the parrot!. The parrot ducked and the bible hit a fat lady behind him!.
The parrot said,'' Hit a big one, win a prize!'' Www@Enter-QA@Com
He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it!. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, ''That parrot repeats everything he hears!.''
''That's alright,'' the man replied!.
So the man bought the parrot and left the store!.
As he was walking down the street, he saw a cop chasing a robber!.
The cop hollered to his partner, ''Shoot him down, shoot him down!''
Then the parrot said, ''Shoot him down, shoot him down!''
They kept walking and found a man who was trying to pry his car off the ground with a crowbar because his wheels had been stolen!.
The man said, ''Pop it up, pop it up!''
The parrot said, ''Pop it up, pop it up!''
They kept on walking to a carnival!. A guy at a gamestand yelled, ''Hit a big one, win a prize!''
The parrot said, ''Hit a big one, win a prize!''
Then they walked into a church and sat down!.
The minister was in the middle of the sermon!.
He said, ''The Lord is above us!.''
The parrot said, ''Shoot him down,shoot him down!''
The minister said, ''The devil is below us!.''
The parrot said, ''Pop it up, pop it up!.''
Then the minister got angry and threw a bible at the parrot!. The parrot ducked and the bible hit a fat lady behind him!.
The parrot said,'' Hit a big one, win a prize!'' Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that made me nearly spit my drink out cc
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great one laughed so hard lol
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CHARLIE are you the joker!?!?!? coz you make me laugh so badly!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats a good 1
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lmao!!! never take a parrot into a church!.!.!. ;)
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star 4 u!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lols luv that one
culd give yu ltos of stars there is one similar to thathere
there were three men who couldnt talk!.!.!.one went into a restuarant and learned how to say knife and forks!.!.
the 2nd went to a milk bar(diary) or wateva yu call it!.!.!.he learnt how to say oh goodies!!!
the 3rd went into a concetr and they asked ho wanted to help perform the man learnt how to say me becuze evry1 said that!.!.!.
togetha later the day they were wlkin and saw a dead man with a police man!.!.the police man called the men and asked them do yu no how this man was kiled!.
the 1st man goes knifes and forks knifes and forks!.!.
then policman asks who kiled them,!.!.!.
third man goes me!.me!.me!.me
then policman says yu alll comin wif me!.!.
the 2nd man goes oh goodies!.!.oh goodies!.!.
lols
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culd give yu ltos of stars there is one similar to thathere
there were three men who couldnt talk!.!.!.one went into a restuarant and learned how to say knife and forks!.!.
the 2nd went to a milk bar(diary) or wateva yu call it!.!.!.he learnt how to say oh goodies!!!
the 3rd went into a concetr and they asked ho wanted to help perform the man learnt how to say me becuze evry1 said that!.!.!.
togetha later the day they were wlkin and saw a dead man with a police man!.!.the police man called the men and asked them do yu no how this man was kiled!.
the 1st man goes knifes and forks knifes and forks!.!.
then policman asks who kiled them,!.!.!.
third man goes me!.me!.me!.me
then policman says yu alll comin wif me!.!.
the 2nd man goes oh goodies!.!.oh goodies!.!.
lols
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