You've read these before, are they still funny?!
Question: You've read these before, are they still funny!?
Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER!. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT!.
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS!.
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN!.
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD!.
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC!. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN!?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS!.
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR!.
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR!.
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES!.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS!.
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING!. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK!.)
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TOILET OUT OF ORDER!. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT!.
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS!.
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN!.
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD!.
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC!. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN!?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS!.
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR!.
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR!.
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES!.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS!.
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING!. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK!.)
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those were good Saint i had laughed for a good on them reading ~~!!!!!!!!!!
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC!. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN!?
and this was absolutely classic
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING!. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK!.)
keep on rolling them~~!!!!!good go~~!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
those were good Saint i had laughed for a good on them reading ~~!!!!!!!!!!
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC!. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN!?
and this was absolutely classic
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING!. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK!.)
keep on rolling them~~!!!!!good go~~!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
All very good!. How about the classified ad that said, "For sale -- large crystal vase by lady slightly cracked"! ~ This is true: I saw a sign outside of St!. Augustine, FL that said, "Bulls Hit Farm"!. ~:()>Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!!! lmao, everything seems to contradict itself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lmaoo
nah never heard them before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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nah never heard them before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is the first time i heard 'em and they are hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first and last one are ok, but if your using them to pick up chicks i really wouldn't botherWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha very funny, greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
i saw one at my friends house that said
BIG DOGS, SMALL DOGS, MANY STUPID DOGS, PLEASE DRIVE SLOWLYWww@Enter-QA@Com
BIG DOGS, SMALL DOGS, MANY STUPID DOGS, PLEASE DRIVE SLOWLYWww@Enter-QA@Com
First time for me!. I loved them so much that i printed them out!. those were really great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I cant stop laughing Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha these sorts of things alwayd make me laugh!.!.!.!.!.!. *****Www@Enter-QA@Com
still funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha aye they are still funny Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes they are all funny ;D
btw i haven't heard any beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
btw i haven't heard any beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com