Can we make things firmer?!
Question: Can we make things firmer!?
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle!."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence!.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra!."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis!.
With a death grip in place she said,"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother"!
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While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence!.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra!."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis!.
With a death grip in place she said,"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother"!
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Answers:
Very funny!. I really did like that one!.
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You don't need to do that!.!.!. you are good the way you are!.!.I mean maybe you're really ugly, !.!.!.
Seriously, if you have an attractive personality, that would cover the things you don't like about yourselfWww@Enter-QA@Com
Seriously, if you have an attractive personality, that would cover the things you don't like about yourselfWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's a good demonstration of the double standards between the sexes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehehe - classic ~ oops four alternativesWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHEho x] Brilliant!. Simply brilliant! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
tooshay lol
lmfaosh haaaaaaaaaa
well im gob smacked lol
loved it so much ss
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lmfaosh haaaaaaaaaa
well im gob smacked lol
loved it so much ss
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guddy gud but as Muslim said its dirty!.!.!.~*~Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!.!. That's funny but dirty!.!. ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com