Joke> Does this happen often if your mind is in the wrong place?!
Question: Joke> Does this happen often if your mind is in the wrong place!?
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign
out of the corner of his eye!. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST!. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
second thought!.
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST!. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST!. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive!. On the far
side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the
door reading:
SISTERS OF ST!. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell!. The door is answered by a nun in a
long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son!?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business!.'
'Very well my son!.!. Please follow me!.'
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented!. The
nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door!.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the
door!.!.!. This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through
the large wooden door at the end of the hallway!.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the
door pulling it shut behind him!.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
another sign:
GO IN PEACE!.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST!. FRANCIS!.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!
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out of the corner of his eye!. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST!. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
second thought!.
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST!. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST!. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive!. On the far
side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the
door reading:
SISTERS OF ST!. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell!. The door is answered by a nun in a
long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son!?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business!.'
'Very well my son!.!. Please follow me!.'
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented!. The
nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door!.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the
door!.!.!. This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through
the large wooden door at the end of the hallway!.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the
door pulling it shut behind him!.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
another sign:
GO IN PEACE!.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST!. FRANCIS!.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!
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Answers:
you have out did yourself on this one!. i tried to figure out what the punch line was going to be and you fooled me!. thanks for the best laugh i have had all day!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG That is absolutely brilliant!. Cannot wait to show it to the local priest!. Knowing him he will include it in his next sermon!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lols that was funny =D i like this i think ill star it lols Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! good one :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
top shelfWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
sure suits himWww@Enter-QA@Com
sure suits himWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was so funny!.!.!.you deserve a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Nice one, lol!.!.!.
Why didn't I go to the end first, or even half way through!?! Haha
Knew it was coming!.!.!. OMG!.!.!.!. I'm a sadomasochist, lol
Reminds me of the joke about the man who spotted signs pointing to an old house, 'THIS WAY TO SUCCESS==>>'
Thru' the gate, more signs, he gets excited!
-- 'GET IT FREE, NO MONEY INVOLVED!.!.!.SUCCESS ^||^'
He follows more promises on signs,
'<<<===== SUCCESS!.!.!. JUST THRU' THIS DOOR!'
He runs in, heart pounding, & spots a little pervy man tied to a bed!
-------------"Hi there!.!.!." he mumbles thru' the gimp mask, "I'm Cess!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why didn't I go to the end first, or even half way through!?! Haha
Knew it was coming!.!.!. OMG!.!.!.!. I'm a sadomasochist, lol
Reminds me of the joke about the man who spotted signs pointing to an old house, 'THIS WAY TO SUCCESS==>>'
Thru' the gate, more signs, he gets excited!
-- 'GET IT FREE, NO MONEY INVOLVED!.!.!.SUCCESS ^||^'
He follows more promises on signs,
'<<<===== SUCCESS!.!.!. JUST THRU' THIS DOOR!'
He runs in, heart pounding, & spots a little pervy man tied to a bed!
-------------"Hi there!.!.!." he mumbles thru' the gimp mask, "I'm Cess!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com