And a few more Top Tips?!
Question: And a few more Top Tips!?
Single men:
Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside!.
Boil an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph!.
After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan!.
Alcoholics:
don't worry where the next drink is coming from!.
Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices!.
McDonalds:
Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside!.
Boil an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph!.
After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan!.
Alcoholics:
don't worry where the next drink is coming from!.
Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices!.
McDonalds:
Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Save on petrol and drive at 30mph and phone the wife after 1!.5 miles!. also helps to not get nicked by the old bill, thus saving on a hefty fine and points on your licence!
Do not use this tip in conjunction with the Etam tip!. You will have no one to phone unless you still live with mummy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do not use this tip in conjunction with the Etam tip!. You will have no one to phone unless you still live with mummy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
like ur idea of biodegradable mcdo bags! star for u!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
interesting tips!.!.!.i will be sure to remember those if i am ever to need themWww@Enter-QA@Com