Is this some sort of joke...'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.?!
Question: Is this some sort of joke!.!.!.'Bless me Father, for I have sinned!.!?
I have been with a loose girl'!.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, Dicky!?'
'Yes, Father, it is!.'
'And who was the girl you were with!?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation!.'
'Well, Dicky, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now!. Was it Mary Walsh!?'
'I cannot say!.' 'Was it Teresa Brown!?'
'I'll never tell!.'
'Was it Margaret Doyle!?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her!.'
'Was it Anne O' Neil!?'
'My lips are sealed!.'
'Was it Catherine O' Tool, then!?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you!.'
The priest sighs in frustration!. 'You're very tight lipped Dicky, and I admire that!. But you've sinned and have to atone!. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months!. Now you go and behave yourself!.'
Dicky walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and whispers, 'What did you get!?'
'4 Months holiday and five good leads'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The priest asks, 'Is that you, Dicky!?'
'Yes, Father, it is!.'
'And who was the girl you were with!?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation!.'
'Well, Dicky, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now!. Was it Mary Walsh!?'
'I cannot say!.' 'Was it Teresa Brown!?'
'I'll never tell!.'
'Was it Margaret Doyle!?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her!.'
'Was it Anne O' Neil!?'
'My lips are sealed!.'
'Was it Catherine O' Tool, then!?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you!.'
The priest sighs in frustration!. 'You're very tight lipped Dicky, and I admire that!. But you've sinned and have to atone!. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months!. Now you go and behave yourself!.'
Dicky walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and whispers, 'What did you get!?'
'4 Months holiday and five good leads'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That was good ! But how did the good father know about those girls!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
erm, yes!. The 5 good leads were the girls the priest mentioned, so now Dicky knows who are the loose girls!. And he doesn't have to be an altar boy for 4 mths!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
intelligent and funny, yet, you should not use the name of priests, nor ruining their reputationWww@Enter-QA@Com
dicky- you really bad boy (Intelligent as well) Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yup definitely!. cleveer boy! hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol hahah funny & goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
not bad!!! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is a funny joke lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love it! Ha, Ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com