Girl"s & boy"s.how thing"s change..?!
Question: Girl"s & boy"s!.how thing"s change!.!.!?
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat!.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites!.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file!.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode!.
Cut you did with a pocket knife!.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat!.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites!.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file!.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode!.
Cut you did with a pocket knife!.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Superb!. Very clever!. A well deserved star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hell ! I see the computer drowining in debts !! it 'borrowed' somany words from English !!! wonder when it is going to be on its own !!!!!? :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol ! amazing!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
original!.!.and a star for you!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a star for the lady!! excellent no8!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what can one say!! beautiful!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a well deserved star!.!.!.*Www@Enter-QA@Com
very nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that"s nice!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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nice one :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks, now I feel old!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one our kidda!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com