Heard this on the radio once......?!


Question: Heard this on the radio once!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
A hillbilly walks into a lawyer's office and says "I want a dayvorce"!.
The lawyers asks "What did you say!?" And the hillbilly replies again "I want a dayvorce!.!.from my wife" The lawyer then replies "Oh, I see!. You want a divorce" The hillbilly tells him that is correct!. So the lawyer tells him to have a seat!. Lawyer says "Ok, I've got a few questions to ask before we proceed" The hillbilly replies ok!.
Lawyer: Do you have a case!?
Hillbilly: Nope, got a John Deere!.
Lawyer: Ok let me ask you this!. Do you have a grudge!?
Hillbilly: Of course I got a gurage!. Where do you think I keep the John
Deere!. What's that got to do with a dayvorce!?
By now the lawyer is reaching his last straw!.
Lawyer: Answer me this!. Is your wife a ******!?
Hillbilly: Hell no, she ain't no ******!!!!!!!!!! But, the last kid was!. That's
why I want the dayvorce!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
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Hard work but when you get there it is well worth it!. Star fur yew!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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i got this one as a text the other day!. i cracked upWww@Enter-QA@Com

A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for
divorce
Attorney: "May I help you
Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces"!.
Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds!?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres!."
Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case!?"
Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere!."
Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge!?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge!. That's where I park my John Deere!."
Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit!?"
Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays!."
Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything!?"
Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning!."
Attorney: "Well, is she a nag ger or anything!?!!?!!?!!?"
Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a
nag ger!. That's why I want this dayvorce!."Www@Enter-QA@Com



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