HOW ABOUT THESE Classified ads...?!
Question: HOW ABOUT THESE Classified ads!.!.!.!?
These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER!. 8 years old!. Hateful little b8stard!. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's
dog!.
FREE PUPPIES!.!. Mother, AKC German Shepherd!. Father, Super Dog!.!.!.able to leap
tall fences in a single bound!.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG!. Looks like a rat!. Been out a while!. Better be a
big
reward!.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED!. also 1 gay bull for sale!.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby!.
GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb!.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300!.
WEDDING DRESS
FOR SALE !.!. Worn once by mistake!. Call Stephanie!.
And the best one:
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes!.
Excellent condition!. $1,000 or best offer!. No
longer needed, Got married
last month!. Wife knows everything
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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER!. 8 years old!. Hateful little b8stard!. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's
dog!.
FREE PUPPIES!.!. Mother, AKC German Shepherd!. Father, Super Dog!.!.!.able to leap
tall fences in a single bound!.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG!. Looks like a rat!. Been out a while!. Better be a
big
reward!.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED!. also 1 gay bull for sale!.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby!.
GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb!.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300!.
WEDDING DRESS
FOR SALE !.!. Worn once by mistake!. Call Stephanie!.
And the best one:
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes!.
Excellent condition!. $1,000 or best offer!. No
longer needed, Got married
last month!. Wife knows everything
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Answers:
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Those are Brilliant Chris!.!!!
They got me and my mates laughing so 10/10!.!!!
Cheers Chris, still smiling mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those are Brilliant Chris!.!!!
They got me and my mates laughing so 10/10!.!!!
Cheers Chris, still smiling mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just got this as an email forward a few days ago and they're still funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
niiiiiiiiiiice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA!.!.!.good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
i dont get the last one though
hmmmmmm !. !. !. Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get the last one though
hmmmmmm !. !. !. Www@Enter-QA@Com
the last one surely didn't come in a newspaper for sureWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
i really like the last oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
all but the last one sound like they came from my local paper lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i thought the jokes were stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha! ha! ha! some good ones there!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I agree with u!.!. The last one is the best one indeed!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com