Gary Glitter Jokes? Sorry In Advance?!
Question: Gary Glitter Jokes!? Sorry In Advance!?
Gary Glitter announced from his cell today that after he has
served his time he and his family will be jetting off to Florida, USA to start
afresh!.!.!.
He Said "As soon as I get out, I am going to Tampa with the kids"
Q!. What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a
schoolgirl's ring!?
A!. Gary Glitter
Gary Glitter and his girlfriend are in Blockbuster to hire a video
for the evening!. Mr!. Glitter's girlfriend asks him what he wants to watch!.
he says
"How about we get Aladdin !?"!. His girlfriend says!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already!."
Gary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides
when it hit an iceberg and started to sink!. The captain announced "We're
sinking!
Everyone abandon ship!"
Gary Glitter asked, "What about the children!?"
The captain replied, "**** the children!"
Gary Glitter looked around eagerly and said "Do we have time!?"
What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter!?
The greyhounds wait for the hare!.
What is the worst thing about being Gary Glitter!?
You have to go to bed before 7!.00
How do you know when it is bedtime at the Glitter residence!?
When the big hand touches the small hand
Have you heard about Gary Glitter's New Book!?
It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
A young boy and Gary Glitter are out at night, walking towards the
forest!.
The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"
Gary Glitter says, "You're scared! I've got to walk back out of
here on my own!"
Gary Glitter is sitting in his living room surfing the internet on
his laptop!. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and
his girlfriend storms through!.
She screams, "You ******* asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom!.
Stunned, Gary flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroom,
wondering, "Now what have I done!?"
Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase!.
He asks her what's up!. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist
says that I
should leave you and that you're a paedophile!"
Gary responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for an 8 year old!."
Have you heard!? Gary Glitter has pulled out of Children In NeedWww@Enter-QA@Com
served his time he and his family will be jetting off to Florida, USA to start
afresh!.!.!.
He Said "As soon as I get out, I am going to Tampa with the kids"
Q!. What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a
schoolgirl's ring!?
A!. Gary Glitter
Gary Glitter and his girlfriend are in Blockbuster to hire a video
for the evening!. Mr!. Glitter's girlfriend asks him what he wants to watch!.
he says
"How about we get Aladdin !?"!. His girlfriend says!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already!."
Gary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides
when it hit an iceberg and started to sink!. The captain announced "We're
sinking!
Everyone abandon ship!"
Gary Glitter asked, "What about the children!?"
The captain replied, "**** the children!"
Gary Glitter looked around eagerly and said "Do we have time!?"
What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter!?
The greyhounds wait for the hare!.
What is the worst thing about being Gary Glitter!?
You have to go to bed before 7!.00
How do you know when it is bedtime at the Glitter residence!?
When the big hand touches the small hand
Have you heard about Gary Glitter's New Book!?
It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
A young boy and Gary Glitter are out at night, walking towards the
forest!.
The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"
Gary Glitter says, "You're scared! I've got to walk back out of
here on my own!"
Gary Glitter is sitting in his living room surfing the internet on
his laptop!. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and
his girlfriend storms through!.
She screams, "You ******* asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom!.
Stunned, Gary flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroom,
wondering, "Now what have I done!?"
Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase!.
He asks her what's up!. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist
says that I
should leave you and that you're a paedophile!"
Gary responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for an 8 year old!."
Have you heard!? Gary Glitter has pulled out of Children In NeedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahahahahhaahahahahha
as sick as the are i luv'd them!.
the 8 year old the best
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as sick as the are i luv'd them!.
the 8 year old the best
lolageWww@Enter-QA@Com
Top jokes!. My favourite was the Tampa with the kids!. Unreal!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sick but quite funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
just realised how sick I am!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Loved them 10/10 & thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
you must be a sad n sick individual to post thisWww@Enter-QA@Com
What's with child molesting jokes!? What r u some kind of pedophile!Www@Enter-QA@Com