Joke : How to irritate a telemarketer ..can I have some stars?!


Question: Joke : How to irritate a telemarketer !.!.can I have some stars!?
I know this is really long !.!.but bear with me

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Me: Hello
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T…
Me: Is this AT&T!?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T…
Me: This is AT&T!?
AT&T: Yes This is AT&T…
Me: Is this AT&T!?
AT&T: YES! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr!. Byron please!?
Me: May I ask who is calling!?
AT&T: This is AT&T!.
Me: OK, hold on!.

At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes
thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the
phone!. I ate my salad!. Much to my surprise, when I picked
up the receiver, they were still waiting!.

Me: Hello!?
AT&T: Is this Mr!. Byron!?
Me: May I ask who is calling please!?
AT&T: Yes this is AT&T…
Me: Is this AT&T!?
AT&T: Yes this is AT&T…
Me: The phone company!?
AT&T: Yes sir!.
Me: I thought you said this was AT&T!.
AT&T: Yes sir, we are a phone company!.
Me: I already have a phone!.
AT&T: We aren’t selling phones today Mr!. Byron!.
We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours
a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year!.
Me: Now, that’s 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day!?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, Sir, that’s right! 24 hours a day!
Me: 7 days a week!?
AT&T: That’s right!.
Me: 365 days a year!?
AT&T: Yes sir!.
Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That’s
amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
Me: That’s quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes sir, it’s amazing how it adds up!.
Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560, and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance!?
AT&T: Excuse me!?
Me: You know, the 10 cents a minute!.
AT&T: What are you talking about!?
Me: You said you’d give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year!. That comes to $144 per day, $1,008 per week and $52,560 per year!. I’m just interested in knowing how you will be making payment!.
AT&T: Oh no, sir, I didn’t mean we’d be paying you!. You pay US 10 cents a minute!.
Me: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you’ll give me 10 cents a minute, that I’ll give YOU 10 cents a minute!? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme!? I’ve read about things like this
in the Enquirer, you know!.
AT&T: No, Sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for…
Me: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please!
AT&T: Sir, I don’t think that is necessary!.
Me: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr!. Byron!. Please hold!.

At this point I begin trying to finish my dinner!.

Supervisor: Mr!. Byron!?
Me (with mouth full of food): Yeth!?
Supervisor: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program!.
Me: Id thish Ath Teeth & Teeth!?
Supervisor: Yes, Sir, it sure is!.

I had to swallow before I choked on my food!. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be careful not to produce a snort!.

Me: No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan!.
Supervisor: OK, no problem, I’ll transfer you back to the person who was helping you!.
Me: Thank you!.

I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls!. I needed to end this conversation!. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone!.

AT&T: Hello Mr!. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan!?
Me: No, but I was wondering — do you have that “friends and family” thing!? Because you can never have enough friends and I’m an only child and I’d really like to have a little brother…
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Answers:
LOL OMG that is amazing!!! I WISH i did that!!! OMG ROFL you are genius!Www@Enter-QA@Com

So funny I'd give you hundreds of stars =D
unfortunately I can only give you 1 :(!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Just imagine the others=DWww@Enter-QA@Com

L!.M!.A!.O!.

That was freaking hilarious!
It's genious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahhaaaa, thats goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

Haha!.

You deserve a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ROTFFLMFAO
I HAVE TO TRY
THIS THE NEXT
TIME A TELEMARKETER
CALLS ME!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Is this true!?!?

Just wondering

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LOL!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL omg love it

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WOW sooo WORTH IT!.!.!.GREAT JOKE WORTHY OF A ~*~Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMFAO!!
thats rich
love it
soo funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!! This is fantastic!! Here's a star 4 u!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHAHA!
thats great lol
good one :)
i think i will try that
i like this part:

Me: Hello!?
AT&T: Is this Mr!. Byron!?
Me: May I ask who is calling please!?
AT&T: Yes this is AT&T…
Me: Is this AT&T!?
AT&T: Yes this is AT&T…
Me: The phone company!?
AT&T: Yes sir!.
Me: I thought you said this was AT&T!.
AT&T: Yes sir, we are a phone company!.
Me: I already have a phone!.
AT&T: We aren’t selling phones today Mr!. Byron!.
We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours
a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year!.
Me: Now, that’s 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day!?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, Sir, that’s right! 24 hours a day!
Me: 7 days a week!?
AT&T: That’s right!.
Me: 365 days a year!?
AT&T: Yes sir!.
Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That’s
amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
Me: That’s quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes sir, it’s amazing how it adds up!.
Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560, and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance!?
AT&T: Excuse me!?

HAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com



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