Girl"s & boy"s.. couple of daft ones for you!?!
Question: Girl"s & boy"s!.!. couple of daft ones for you!!?
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby!. It was so far out, there was no electricity!. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child!. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby!. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath!. "Hit him again," the 5 yr!. old said!. "He shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place!!"
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam!. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed!. "Breast-fed" she replied!. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered!. She did!. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination!. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight!. You don’t have any milk!." "I know," she said, "I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam!. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed!. "Breast-fed" she replied!. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered!. She did!. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination!. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight!. You don’t have any milk!." "I know," she said, "I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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star for you!
very good, enjoyed them both
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very good, enjoyed them both
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titter!.!.titter!! very good!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Both very good - especially the last one xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
2nd one!!!! *laughing*Www@Enter-QA@Com
both excellent jokes!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
The 2nd was the breast ever!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Like them both, prefer the 2nd!
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first funny!.!.!.
second a corker!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
second a corker!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
luv em!! l!.o!.l!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Like the second one---Ha Ha HaWww@Enter-QA@Com
two crackers no8!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Made me lol
10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first one was the funniest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's kind of funny!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good ones :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a breast of the times!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the last one was really funny!. thanx!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROTFL!.!. good ones!.!.!. specially the last oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! very funny i love the second one ;DWww@Enter-QA@Com
two nice ones!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice!.!.!. very nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yep a couple of laughs ha ha!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice two our kidda!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com