Can someone tell me a joke im bored?!
Question: Can someone tell me a joke im bored!?
im bored so some1 tell me a funny joke only with a twist it has to include a mexican black or asian guyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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why did the lizard fall out of the tree!?
IT WAS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its so lame its funny!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
IT WAS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its so lame its funny!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This Mexican goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu!.
A few minutes later the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy if he knew what he wanted!.
The Mexican says 'I'd like a quickie'!.
The waitress flushes and says 'That's not funny!. Now, what would you like to order!.'
The Mexican says, 'I'd really like a quickie'!.
The waitress angrily storms off after this!.
Another customer overheard the conversation!. He leans over and says to the Mexican, 'I think that it's pronounced quiche!.!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
A few minutes later the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy if he knew what he wanted!.
The Mexican says 'I'd like a quickie'!.
The waitress flushes and says 'That's not funny!. Now, what would you like to order!.'
The Mexican says, 'I'd really like a quickie'!.
The waitress angrily storms off after this!.
Another customer overheard the conversation!. He leans over and says to the Mexican, 'I think that it's pronounced quiche!.!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess!. The route they were flying had a layover in another city!. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight!.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing!. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened!. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room!. "You can't get out of your room!?" the captain asked, "Why not!?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess!. The route they were flying had a layover in another city!. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight!.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing!. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened!. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room!. "You can't get out of your room!?" the captain asked, "Why not!?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now!."
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence"!.
The Mexican man of course agrees!.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow!. Now use them in 1 sentence!."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok!. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence"!.
The Mexican man of course agrees!.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow!. Now use them in 1 sentence!."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok!. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
An Asian, bIack man, and a Mexican walk into a bar and order a pint!. While drinking they all notice that a fly has dropped into their pints!. The Asian man fishes the fly out, and finishes his pint!. The black man just says f*ck it and drinks around it!. The Mexican man says, "spit it out you little f*cker!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things!. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company!. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires!." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: That the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion!.
The lawyer sued!.!.!.and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous!. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was obligated to pay the claim!. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires!."
NOW FOR THE BEST PART!.!.!. After the lawyer cashed the check, the Insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000
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The lawyer sued!.!.!.and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous!. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was obligated to pay the claim!. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires!."
NOW FOR THE BEST PART!.!.!. After the lawyer cashed the check, the Insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000
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Memory's Going
An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them!. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory!.
After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down, making notes to help them remember things!. The couple thanked the doctor and left!.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going!?"
He replied, "To the kitchen!."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream!?"
"Sure!."
Then his wife asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it!?"
"No, I can remember that!."
"Well, I also would like some strawberries on top!. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that," his wife said!.
"I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries!."
She replied, "Well, I also would like whipped cream on top!. I know you will forget that!. You had better write it down!."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that!." He went into the kitchen!.
After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs!.
She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast!."
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uh!.!.!. i don't really like racist jokes, but im asian anyway so ill tell an asian guy joke!.
What did god say when he created asians!?
D*mn, I added to much sugar!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What did god say when he created asians!?
D*mn, I added to much sugar!Www@Enter-QA@Com
two peanuts were walking down the street,
one was assulted!.
you really have to say it coz it doesnt really make sence otherwise!.!.u ccant really spell the last wordd!.!.
lol
anywayss
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one was assulted!.
you really have to say it coz it doesnt really make sence otherwise!.!.u ccant really spell the last wordd!.!.
lol
anywayss
star it if u get itWww@Enter-QA@Com