What was the funniest thing that ever happened to you?!
Question: What was the funniest thing that ever happened to you!?
The funniest thing that happened to me was when I went to a girlfriend's house and after having a few cheese pastries I had to go to the toilet, and I just couldn't stop farting - that was really hilarious and embarrassing at the same time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I just finished making love with a girl
and we went out into the sitting room
we switched on the tv and were drinking
and smoking we were totally naked
and she started to pet me
of course nature being what it is
her petting had an effect
little did we realise her roomates friends
had walked in and we were both just
laying there on the couch with her
doing her thing
we had a bit of a scuffle to coverup
talked to the guys for a minute
and when they left we laughed
so hard until our sides hurt
they saw everything !!!!!!!!!
OMG
Good timesWww@Enter-QA@Com
and we went out into the sitting room
we switched on the tv and were drinking
and smoking we were totally naked
and she started to pet me
of course nature being what it is
her petting had an effect
little did we realise her roomates friends
had walked in and we were both just
laying there on the couch with her
doing her thing
we had a bit of a scuffle to coverup
talked to the guys for a minute
and when they left we laughed
so hard until our sides hurt
they saw everything !!!!!!!!!
OMG
Good timesWww@Enter-QA@Com
I loved "Wnt2baFord's" story although I don't know who to feel sorry for most the officer (especially if caught a smell of it) or Wnt2baFord!? I guess the officer deserved it!!
My situation is similar!. When I was in 7th grade and it was during lunch I went to sit down at one of the tables to eat just as I was about to eat I thought I had to fart but instead you guessed it I sharted myself actually in this case it was diaharrea!. I had to make my way to the bathroom without anyone noticing what I did and chuck my underwear away!. Later that day I found out that someone had found them and complained about it but noone ever found out whose they were!. Thank God noone noticed me that day!!! I laugh now when I think about it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My situation is similar!. When I was in 7th grade and it was during lunch I went to sit down at one of the tables to eat just as I was about to eat I thought I had to fart but instead you guessed it I sharted myself actually in this case it was diaharrea!. I had to make my way to the bathroom without anyone noticing what I did and chuck my underwear away!. Later that day I found out that someone had found them and complained about it but noone ever found out whose they were!. Thank God noone noticed me that day!!! I laugh now when I think about it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Background info:I had geese and a chicken(and no I am not a hick)
Imagine looking out the window and you see a little girl(me) terrorising her pets(geese) by chasing them across the backyard!.
Girl and geese move out of view of window!.
5 seconds later terrified girl(me) is running in terror from pets(geese)!.
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Imagine looking out the window and you see a little girl(me) terrorising her pets(geese) by chasing them across the backyard!.
Girl and geese move out of view of window!.
5 seconds later terrified girl(me) is running in terror from pets(geese)!.
Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG_ I have had so many funny things happen to me, that picking just one, would not do me justice!. But one time, I was stopped by the police for speeding and I told the officer that I had to use the bathroom really bad!. He said "oh yeah" because he did not believe me!. Well he went to his car to write the ticket and when he came back he tore the ticket up!. I thought I had gas and had to fart, but instead!.!.!.you know the rest! It was too funny!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I thought that this was really funny!. I was at the American Idol concert, and David Archuleta was on the stage!. Since I was a huge fan, I screamed "I love you David!!!" and the next song was called When You Say You Love Me! It was so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I went to a dance and was a total freak and the next day my principal said i was the dancing queen total hilarity cuz i dont really care what people thinkWww@Enter-QA@Com
i went to the beach and my older cousin and friends kept giving me weggies so then i walked out the water and my shorts were ripped and they all started laughing Www@Enter-QA@Com