Joke :Why men have two dogs and not two wives ?!

* The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you
* Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
* A dog's parents never visit you
* Dogs like it if you leave things on the floor
* Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
* Dogs like to do their snooping outside, rather than inside your wallet or desk!.
* Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
* A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog!?'
* If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away
* If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad!. They just think it's interesting
* Dogs like to go hunting and fishing
* Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck!.

And last, but not least:

* If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuffWww@Enter-QA@Com

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