Anuther dirty joke( i like dis 1 )?!
Question: Anuther dirty joke( i like dis 1 )!?
One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach!.
But the man thought and thought looking around!. Nobody is here so he doesn't care!. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case!.
Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper!?"
The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it!."
He soon falls asleep!.
Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area!. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach!.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done!. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me!. I got really mad!. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
But the man thought and thought looking around!. Nobody is here so he doesn't care!. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case!.
Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper!?"
The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it!."
He soon falls asleep!.
Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area!. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach!.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done!. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me!. I got really mad!. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
he spat whiote stuff! lmao retarded girl XdWww@Enter-QA@Com
I had a good laugh at this Tommy,but it is not a question ,you should edit it before you get a violation and change the heading to--"What do you think of this one!?" You can use this heading for all your jokes and not get a violation mate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds very similar to what a friend told me!.!.!. except it was bedtime and the 2 main characters were a man and his daughter!. I think the same thing as when I heard that one: YOOOOWWWWZER THAT'S GOTTA HURT!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not really funny!. If a bird could spit would a little girl really break it's next and burn it's nest!? I don't think so!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Really another too much thirsty joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!!!
love it!!!!!!
omg!!!
still laughing!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
love it!!!!!!
omg!!!
still laughing!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.
eew growse hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
eew growse hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have heard this before and it is sick, but damn funny nonetheless!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny ltmssWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's not funny!. that's grossWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ouch!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ewww lmao Www@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant thanks for the laugh and points and a star for u>>>Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG man where do u get these !Www@Enter-QA@Com