Would you buy a dead donkey?!
Question: Would you buy a dead donkey!?
Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100!.00!.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day!. The next day he drove up
and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died!.'
Chuck replied: 'Well, then just give me my money back!.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that!. I went and spent it already!.'
Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey!.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him!?
Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off!.'
The farmer said, You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said, 'Sure I can!. Watch me!. !. !. I just won't tell anybody he's dead!.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey!?'
Chuck said, 'I raffled him off; sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898!.00!.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain!?'
Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won!. So I gave him his two dollars back!.'
Chuck now works for the government!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day!. The next day he drove up
and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died!.'
Chuck replied: 'Well, then just give me my money back!.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that!. I went and spent it already!.'
Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey!.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him!?
Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off!.'
The farmer said, You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said, 'Sure I can!. Watch me!. !. !. I just won't tell anybody he's dead!.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey!?'
Chuck said, 'I raffled him off; sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898!.00!.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain!?'
Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won!. So I gave him his two dollars back!.'
Chuck now works for the government!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahaha! that's very funny!.
Next time the Govt!. tries to sell me anything, I'm gonna check the winning prize carefully to make sure it's not an A**Www@Enter-QA@Com
Next time the Govt!. tries to sell me anything, I'm gonna check the winning prize carefully to make sure it's not an A**Www@Enter-QA@Com
If he sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece wouldnt he have made a profit of $998!.00!? not "$898!.00"
But anyways!.!.!. this joke was hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
But anyways!.!.!. this joke was hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
very nice!. Very very nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha! gotta love the government :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That would be REALLY funny!.!.!. if it wasn't based on a true story!!!
Did you ever notice that the words "The I!.R!.S!." spells "theirs"!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you ever notice that the words "The I!.R!.S!." spells "theirs"!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A knacker wouldWww@Enter-QA@Com
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