What would you call the kids?!
Question: What would you call the kids!?
Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma!. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant!. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby!.
The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins!.!.!.!.!. a boy and a girl!. The babies are fine; However, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately so your brother Paddy came in and named them!.
The woman thinks to herself, ' Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother he's a fecking clueless idiot!.!.!.
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,' Well, what's my daughter's name!?'
' Denise' says the doctor!.
The new mother is somewhat relieved,
'Wow, that's a really beautiful name, 'I guess I was wrong about my brother', she thought!.!.!.'I really like Denise!.
Then she asks, ' What's the boy's name!?' The doctor replies ' Denephew '
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The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins!.!.!.!.!. a boy and a girl!. The babies are fine; However, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately so your brother Paddy came in and named them!.
The woman thinks to herself, ' Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother he's a fecking clueless idiot!.!.!.
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,' Well, what's my daughter's name!?'
' Denise' says the doctor!.
The new mother is somewhat relieved,
'Wow, that's a really beautiful name, 'I guess I was wrong about my brother', she thought!.!.!.'I really like Denise!.
Then she asks, ' What's the boy's name!?' The doctor replies ' Denephew '
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Answers:
Haha hilarious!. I have read a lot of bad jokes on here, but thats the funniest i have read!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!. Funny!.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down a river!? BOB
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door!? MATT
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down a river!? BOB
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other!? ILENE
What do you call a chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other!? IRENEWww@Enter-QA@Com
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haha kinda funny!.
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haha
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heard it before but it jst gets funnier =]Www@Enter-QA@Com