Toast to the wives (JOKE - A BIT RUDE)?!
Question: Toast to the wives (JOKE - A BIT RUDE)!?
A good Irishman, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club!. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and decided to have a contest regarding who could make the best toast!.
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!. He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night!."
She said, "Aye, what was your toast!?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife!."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said!.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner!. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night with a toast about you, Mary!."
She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!. He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night!."
She said, "Aye, what was your toast!?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife!."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said!.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner!. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night with a toast about you, Mary!."
She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
gosh thats pretty funny
definately worth telling over formal dinner LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
definately worth telling over formal dinner LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's the funniest Caspian so far!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahaha this is a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
u got briiliant collections!.!.
keep up d good work!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
keep up d good work!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA bravo! did you make this yourself!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A rude joke, sorry double rude jokes
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Lol,
Heaps funny!.
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Heaps funny!.
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haha you dirty sod!.!.!.was funny though!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA nice one u get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha ur good!.!.
and its a bit rude alright!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and its a bit rude alright!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com