I really need more yo mamma jokes plzzzzzzz?!


Question: I really need more yo mamma jokes plzzzzzzz!?
if u got anything interesting i would really like to have it and thanx to everyone else who gave me the other ones they were really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com


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Your momma's so fat that when she goes bungee jumping, she takes down the bridge, too!.
Your momma's so fat that when she went deep sea diving
she started singing "We Are Family" with the whales!.
Your momma's so ugly that she stuck her head out of a window and was arrested for indecent exposure!.
Your momma's so fat that when she ordered a house to be built, they made it earthquake proof to protect it from her!.
Your momma's so fat that she stepped on a scale and it said "One person at a time, please!."
Your momma's so fat that she has her own gravitational pull!.
Your momma's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!.
Your momma's so fat when she went to a restaurant she got a group discount!.
Your momma's so fat she drove an "All you can eat" buffet out of business!.
Your momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it!.
Your momma's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "We don't do livestock!."
Your momma's so fat she has two zip codes!
Your momma's so fat when she does hopscotch she goes to New York, L!.A!., Chicago!.!.!.
Your momma's so fat she sat on a dollar bill and it turned into four quarters!.
Your momma's so fat she got liposuctioned and ended world hunger!.
Your momma's so fat she's got more Chins that a Hong Kong phone book!.
Your momma's so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil!.
Your momma's so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Your momma's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again!.
Your momma's so fat I ran out of gas trying to drive around her!.
Your momma's so fat she stands in two time zones!
Your momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Your momma's so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs!.
Your momma's so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through!.
Your momma's so stupid when she heard it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!.
Your momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Your momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money!.
Your momma's so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!.
Your momma's so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!.
Your momma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!.
Your momma's so stupid when she was told not to write below the dotted line in her job application, she wrote "O!.K!."
Your momma's so stupid she stole free bread!.
Your momma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch!.
Your momma's so old her birth certificate is written in Roman Numerals!.
Your momma's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!.
Your momma's so old when I told her to act her age, she died!.
Your momma's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!.
Your momma's so old her Social Security number is 1!.
Your momma's so skinny she hula-hoops with a Lifesaver!.

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"Yo momma is so black she went to night skool and she got marked absent"
"Yo momma is so fat i ran around her and a decade past"
"Yo momma's hair is so short, when she does braids her hair looks like ants"
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals!."
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter!.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway!.


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Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter!.
Yo momma so short, when someone spits, she says, "Please don't spit, I can't swim!"
Yo momma so poor, when burglars go to her house, they leave money!.
Yo momma so ugly that-- AHH!!! OH MY GOD!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
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yo momma is so short that she mistook her ankle socks for knee hi's!. yo momma hair is so nappy that she tried to pawn it to taco bell for taco meat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

besides all these!.!.!. yo mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out george washington's noseWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo momma so hairy, looks like she's got buckwheat in a headlock!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mamma so dumb someone said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke itWww@Enter-QA@Com

your mummas so fat when she went on the scales it said to be continued !.!.!.
lol :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama's so stupid, she told you a yo mama joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish in waterWww@Enter-QA@Com

my mama is better than yoursWww@Enter-QA@Com



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