Why did your mom cross the road?!
Question: Why did your mom cross the road!?
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Answers:
because she saw a woman who walked, dressed and looked like her across the street!. and the faster your mom ran the faster the woman would too!. When she went in to the store the woman disappeared!. But every time she went back and looked in the window there she was again!. This puzzled your mother like a puppy biting at the puppy in the mirror!.!.!.hmmm!.!.!.
Mom will be busy for a while you'd better fix your own dinner!! She could be there all night!!
(to talk to her reflection)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mom will be busy for a while you'd better fix your own dinner!! She could be there all night!!
(to talk to her reflection)Www@Enter-QA@Com
to beat the **** out of dad and his mistress for thinking she was asleep when he crossed over to cheat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because it was the popes day off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
To get to the street pharmacy Www@Enter-QA@Com
To get some Pollo Loco!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
to get to your dad Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was on sale!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
to buy her groceriesWww@Enter-QA@Com
the bush is thicker on the other sideWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
to get the chicken for foodWww@Enter-QA@Com
to meet meWww@Enter-QA@Com
to shave her armpit hair!.
gross stuff man!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
gross stuff man!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
to kick my a$$ :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
to get the chicken for our dinner!!Www@Enter-QA@Com