Joke : Prison or Work - What is the difference? ?!
Question: Joke : Prison or Work - What is the difference!? !?
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell!.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle!.Office v Prison - What's the difference!?
In prison you get three meals a day!.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one!.
In prison you get time off for good behavior!.
At work you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work!.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you!.
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself!.
In prison you can watch TV and play games!.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games!.
In prison they allow your family and friends to visit!.
At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends!.
In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out!.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars!.
In prison you can join many programmes which you can leave at any time!.
At work there are some programmes from which you cannot ever get out!.
In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic!.
At work we have managers!.
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Answers:
well done can i add a couple
IN PRISON!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you get your own toilet!.
AT WORK!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat!.
IN PRISON!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.all expenses are paid by the taxpayers!.
AT WORK!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
IN PRISON!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you get your own toilet!.
AT WORK!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat!.
IN PRISON!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.all expenses are paid by the taxpayers!.
AT WORK!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.it's funny
maladaptive, ratonalization and euqivocation of an honorable life at the expense of wholistic lack of virtue
!.!.!.!.realy funny
!.!.!.also very cliche, sorry
bye-bye nowWww@Enter-QA@Com
maladaptive, ratonalization and euqivocation of an honorable life at the expense of wholistic lack of virtue
!.!.!.!.realy funny
!.!.!.also very cliche, sorry
bye-bye nowWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tee hee heeWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.
i realized its better in pris0n !.!.^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
i realized its better in pris0n !.!.^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha - This was on an email that was forwarded to me!.!.!.
still funny though!.!.!. HAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
still funny though!.!.!. HAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
Much better in Prison!.!.!.!.!.!.
thats cool
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thats cool
:)
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lol thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.i have added you joke hereWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice one!. I rate it 5 stars!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In prison, we have men that look like George Lopez!.
At work, we have people like you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
At work, we have people like you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com