Can this ancient joke still get a laugh...A woman was shopping?!


Question: Can this ancient joke still get a laugh!.!.!.A woman was shopping!?
at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb!. can of coffee, and a 1 lb!. package of bacon!.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier!.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single!."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single!.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status!.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct!. But how on earth did you know that!?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly
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Answers:
iv always said a drunk
always speaks the truth
and she must have been
a real fuggly for a drunk
to say that doesn't alcohol
make every thing look good
yep got me laughin
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ouch burn!!! that's harsh but still funny :P
if it was in real life then she would have just slapped him across the face for thatWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!!!!!! im not just saying that LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

It's alright!. Yes it is a bit funny but it isnt that funny but it still made me laugh a bitWww@Enter-QA@Com

funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

MAN: what a put down hahahahahaha ltmssWww@Enter-QA@Com

Never heard it before!!!!!!
Really made me laugh, still gigglingWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yup funny :) made me laugh!.!. star for you xxWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ha! that was so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

that's a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com



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