Old men and empty jars?!
Question: Old men and empty jars!?
A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count!. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow!."
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day!. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,
"Well, doc, it's like this!. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing!. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing!. Then I asked my wife for help!.
She tried with her right hand, but nothing!. Then her left, but nothing!. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing!.
Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing!."
The doctor was shocked!. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR!?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"
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The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day!. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,
"Well, doc, it's like this!. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing!. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing!. Then I asked my wife for help!.
She tried with her right hand, but nothing!. Then her left, but nothing!. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing!.
Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing!."
The doctor was shocked!. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR!?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"
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Answers:
rofl where do you get all your jokes!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
roflmfao thats hilarious! ********** 10 stars for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahaha! Good one! Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha i heard thia 1 a long time ago but had forgetten the punchlineWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehehe :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just knew it would be about the jar when I saw "she used her teeth"Www@Enter-QA@Com
You get a star! That was hysterical!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahhahahhahah!.!.!.!.!.lololololo!.!.!.!.!.!.!.how funny!.!.!.still laughing!. u get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one
deploying star!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
deploying star!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
ive heard that 1 b4! but it's still cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha
lol
that was soo funny!!!
have a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
that was soo funny!!!
have a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!!! nice one!!! too old i guess to get the jar opening!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com