Nude guy on the beach (dirty and painful)?!
Question: Nude guy on the beach (dirty and painful)!?
One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach!.
But the man thought and thought looking around!. Nobody is here so he doesn't care!. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case!.
Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper!?"
The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it!."
He soon falls asleep!.
Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area!. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach!.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done!. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit at me!. I got really mad!. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
But the man thought and thought looking around!. Nobody is here so he doesn't care!. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case!.
Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper!?"
The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it!."
He soon falls asleep!.
Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area!. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach!.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done!. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit at me!. I got really mad!. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ahaha!.
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ha ha ha!!! good little girl!!! she punished him for being nude on a non - nude beach!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A little girl walks into the shower and sees her older brother!. She asks him what that "thing" was!. He told her it was green guy!. The little sister asks if she could play with it and he said yes!. Later that night she was playing with it when her bother was asleep!. The big brother woke up being rushed to the hospital and asks his parents whats going on!. They told him that he's in an ambulance!. He asks why and the little sister said, "I was playing with green guy, but for no reason, he spits on me, so I bit his head off!"
A little sicker but same story!.!.!. I heard this one a few years back, but both stories are still funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A little sicker but same story!.!.!. I heard this one a few years back, but both stories are still funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com