I've had some really funny jokes sent by text message. whats your favourite !
Question: I've had some really funny jokes sent by text message!. whats your favourite text message joke!?
Answers:
Aliens are coming to our planet to kidnap all beatiful and sexy people!. I just want to reassure you that you are safe, and that I will miss you terribly!.
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Its more like a trick thank a joke, but sometimes people send me stupid jokes with it a picture!. Then they say Look at the picture carefully and closely, and see if you can see the real punch line! So, i did once then I screamed!. It changed to a really scary picture of a dead person! I send it to all my friends!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you!.!.!.!. Why should only i suffer!!!
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
i want u to know that our friendship means a lot to me!. U cry i cry!. U laugh i laugh!. U jump out of the window!.!.!. I look down & then!.!.!. i laugh again
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
><(((:>I send this fish as a sign of friendship!. plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so that the fish wont DIE:-)
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers!.!.!. and demanded a ransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene!.!.!. plz donate!. i have donated 15 liters!.
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile !.!.!.!. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
i want u to know that our friendship means a lot to me!. U cry i cry!. U laugh i laugh!. U jump out of the window!.!.!. I look down & then!.!.!. i laugh again
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
><(((:>I send this fish as a sign of friendship!. plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so that the fish wont DIE:-)
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers!.!.!. and demanded a ransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene!.!.!. plz donate!. i have donated 15 liters!.
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile !.!.!.!. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon!. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance!?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful!?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday!?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy!. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why!? Are you leaving!?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me!?
SHE: Nothing!. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name!?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one!?
HE: Shall we go and see a film!?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together!?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life!?
SHE: Hiding from you!.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before!?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore!.
HE: Is this seat empty!?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down
HE: Hi,didn’t we go on a date once!? or was it twice !?!?
SHE: Must have been once i never make the same mistake twice!.
HE: Can i buy you a drink!?
SHE: Actually i'd rather have the money
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SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon!. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance!?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful!?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday!?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy!. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why!? Are you leaving!?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me!?
SHE: Nothing!. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name!?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one!?
HE: Shall we go and see a film!?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together!?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life!?
SHE: Hiding from you!.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before!?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore!.
HE: Is this seat empty!?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down
HE: Hi,didn’t we go on a date once!? or was it twice !?!?
SHE: Must have been once i never make the same mistake twice!.
HE: Can i buy you a drink!?
SHE: Actually i'd rather have the money
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what advice do you give to a constipated cat!?
have a break have a sh*t cat
I think that is so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
have a break have a sh*t cat
I think that is so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I got this:
"Hi M8, Just to let you know i am not gonna send you any more Racist jokes,
Cos Racism is a crime
and crime is for N##gers"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Hi M8, Just to let you know i am not gonna send you any more Racist jokes,
Cos Racism is a crime
and crime is for N##gers"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sailing
Hobby
Is
Tiring
now read just the first letters and it spells ****Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hobby
Is
Tiring
now read just the first letters and it spells ****Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you get from a nervous cow!?
A milk shake!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A milk shake!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com