Joke> Would you do the same as Clyde?!


Question: Joke> Would you do the same as Clyde!?
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident!. In court,
the
> trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was
> questioning Clyde !. 'Didn't you say, at the scene of
> the accident, 'I'm fine,'!?' asked the
> lawyer!.
>
> Clyde responded, 'Well, I'll tell you what
> happened!. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into
> the!.!.!.'
>
>
> 'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer
> interrupted!. 'Just answer the question, please!. Did you,
> or did you not say, at the scene of the accident,
> 'I'm fine!'!?'
>
> Clyde said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the
> trailer and I was driving down the road!.!.!.!.'
>
>
>
> The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Your Honor,
> I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of
the
> accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene
> that he was just fine Now several weeks after the accident
> he is trying to sue my client!. I believe he is a fraud!.
> Please tell him to simply answer the question!.'
>
> By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in
Clyde
> 's answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to
> hear what he has to say about his favorite cow, Bessie'!.
>
>
> Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded!. 'Well, as I
> was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite cow,
into
> the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this
> huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked
my
> truck right in the side!. I was thrown into one ditch and
> Bessie was thrown into the other!. I was hurting, real bad
> and didn't want to move!. However, I could hear old
> Bessie moaning and groaning!. I knew she was in terrible
> shape just by her groans!.
>
> 'Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman
came
> on the scene!. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning,
so
> he went over to her!. After he looked at her, and saw
her
> fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between
> the eyes!. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun
still
> in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you
> feeling!?'
>
> 'Now tell me, what would you say!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HHAWww@Enter-QA@Com

VERY funny :) thanks for the giggles!Www@Enter-QA@Com

roflmfaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

Well, why would he say, "I'm fine," when he was in pain and his favourite cow was just shot!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha
lol
that was soo funny!!!
have a star!!!
i would also say i am alright mate!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

its okay!.!.!. i fell sorry 4 bessie! T_TWww@Enter-QA@Com

Your damn right i would lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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