Do you like a big dinner?!
Question: Do you like a big dinner!?
They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant: The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye -- very young, ravishing and delectable!.
As they each read their menus, the gentleman asked his date what she would like to eat!.
She scanned the menu yet again, and said "To begin, I'll have two champagne cocktails, then a dozen oysters on the half shell and a tureen of turtle soup!. As entrees I'll have the filet of English sole followed by pheasant under glass, plus an a la carte order of asparagus tips!. For dessert, they may just bring the cart!.
Somewhat surprised not only by her appetite, but by the cost of all of this, he asked, "Tell me!.
Do you eat this well at home too !?"
"Well, no!." she admitted, "But no one at home wants to sleep with me!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
As they each read their menus, the gentleman asked his date what she would like to eat!.
She scanned the menu yet again, and said "To begin, I'll have two champagne cocktails, then a dozen oysters on the half shell and a tureen of turtle soup!. As entrees I'll have the filet of English sole followed by pheasant under glass, plus an a la carte order of asparagus tips!. For dessert, they may just bring the cart!.
Somewhat surprised not only by her appetite, but by the cost of all of this, he asked, "Tell me!.
Do you eat this well at home too !?"
"Well, no!." she admitted, "But no one at home wants to sleep with me!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
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The same lady but 10 years earlier!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Emma Goldstean was nearly 10 years old!. One day, she comes home from school and says to her father, "Daddy, I need a national costume!. My teacher told all of the class to come to school next Monday wearing our national costumes!."
"Oy vay!" he cries!. "She's not even ten, already, and she wants a mink coat!"
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Emma Goldstean was nearly 10 years old!. One day, she comes home from school and says to her father, "Daddy, I need a national costume!. My teacher told all of the class to come to school next Monday wearing our national costumes!."
"Oy vay!" he cries!. "She's not even ten, already, and she wants a mink coat!"
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That sounds pretty good (the dinner)!. The joke too was pretty good!! I also liked "Don't ask me, I'm confused" joke too!. Good one guys!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I'd like a big dinner, and that joke's funny too!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Nice!.
A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem!." "My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday!."
"I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all!."
The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man!. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out!."
The man says, "You have a deal Doc!."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling!. The doctor asks, "What happened"!?
The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"
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A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem!." "My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday!."
"I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all!."
The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man!. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out!."
The man says, "You have a deal Doc!."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling!. The doctor asks, "What happened"!?
The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"
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