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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes!. We decided to grab a bite at the food court!.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him!.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue!. My dad kept staring at him!. The teenager would look and find him staring every time!.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life!?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that
I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one!. And
in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response!.

'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock!. I was just wondering if you were my son!.'

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lmfao, your dad sounds coolWww@Enter-QA@Com

brilliant!. absolutely brilliant!.

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That was Hilarious!. I wonder if the teenager left crying!. If i was in his position I knew i would!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha nice one! Go dad-of-person-who-I-don't-know! Www@Enter-QA@Com

Heard it before!. Involved a grandfather instead of a father!. But funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

well you see jimmy!.!.!.when daddy's have a little too much to drinkie poo, they do silly things, like put their shmoigens in little birdies bum bums!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's awesome! Wish i was as wittyWww@Enter-QA@Com

OMG that′s superb!. Certainly rattled his feathers!.!.!.DaDs rule!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yea! Tell it to those freaks!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Go Daddy, go!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!!.!.!. nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice one!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com

wow!.!.nice dad!. GO DAD!! gee!. your dad must be awsom hey!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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