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Question: Limerick Limerick, Do you like/have you got any more!?
There once was a mouse called Keith

who circumcised boys with his teeth

it wasn't for lesiure

or sexual pleasure

but to get to the cheese underneath!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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There was a young lady from Horton,
Had a long tit and a short’n,
To make up this loss,
She had an a r s e like a ‘hoss,
And a fart like a 650 Norton!.

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There was a young girl from Madras,
Lay down on her back in the grass,
With fingers so slim,
She tittled her quim,
‘Till it foamed like a bottle of Bass!.

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There was a young tart from Southend,
Who tried lesbian sex with her friend;
With a moan and a grunt,
She licked her mates *****;
And loved the experience no end!.

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There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She laid on her back
Opened her crack
And p!.issed all over the ceiling

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There was a young Lady called tart
Who felt that she needed a fart
She stepped right outside
And to her surprise
Blew over a horse and a cart

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There once was a man lived in Kent
Whose dick was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble
He stuck it in double
But instead of just coming, he went

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There once was a man from Bombay
Who fashioned a ***** outta clay
The heat from his p!.rick
Turned it to brick
And scraped all his foreskin away

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There was a young woman from Crewe
Who said as the Bishop withdrew
The Vicar is slicker
and quicker and thicker
and 12 inches longer than you

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There was a fishmonger called Babs,
Who sold cod, skate, place and dabs;
But she had sex with me,
And caught my VD;
And now she's a purveyor of crabs!.

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There once was a man from Nantucket
With a d!.ick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he licked off his chin
"If my ear was a ***** i would ***** it"

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A young whore who came from Lahore
Would lie on a rug on the floor!.
In a manner uncanny
She'd wiggle her f!.anny
And drain your balls dry to the core!.

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There was a young girl from Penzance
Who got on the ferry to France
Everyone fuckt 'er
Except the conductor
But the driver came twice in his pants!.

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There was an old girl from Kilkenny,
Whose usual charge was a penny!.
But for half of that sum
You could roger her bum
A source of amusement for many!.

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A sexy young maiden named Jill
tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
they found her vagina
in North Carolina
and bits of her t!.its in Brazil

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THERE was a young man from Cape Horn
who wished he had never been born
He wouldn’t have been
If his father had seen
That the end of his condom was torn!

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There Once Was A Girl From Shrilanka
Whose ***** Was As Big As A Tanker
You Could Go For A Swim
In The Depths Of Her Q!.uim
And You Needed A Lamppost To W!.ank Her

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Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her dog, Rover, a bone!.
When she bent over, young Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own!.!.!.

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Ginger was feeling quite gruff
Till he placed his head in her muff
Then she purred like a kitty
When his tongue hit her c!.litty
Saying, "I just can't get enough!"

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An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny!.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the f!.anny!

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We all know that tampons are spongy
And often times get rather grungy
But why they have strings
Among other things
Is so that the crabs can all bungee!.

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Goldilocks has had lots of guys
Pinnochio's one, I'm advised!
She sits on the puppet
And sticks his nose up it
And makes the poor fellow tell lies!

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There was a young lady named Claire
Who possessed a magnificent pair;
Or that's what I thought
'Til I saw one get caught
On a nail, and begin to lose air!.

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There was a man from Ka-bot
That lived on his boogers and snot
When he couldn't have these
He lived on the cheese,
That grew on his grungy old c!.ock!

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There was a young man of Devises,
Whose balls were of different sizes!.
His tool when at ease,
Hung down to his knees,
Oh, what must it be when it rises!



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There was a Bishop of Birmingham,
who buggered 3 maids while confirming 'em!.
Whilst invoking God, he exited his rod,
and pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em

There was a young girl from Aberystwyth!.
who bought meal to the mill to get grist with!.
The millers son Jack laid her flat on her back,
and united the parts that they pissed with!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO

There was a wee woman from eling,
who had a perculiar feeling
she lay on her back
and opened her crac
and pissed all over the ceiling

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leisure and pleasure dont rhyme unless you pronounce one of them wrongWww@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO! you didn`t think of that by yourself did you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao !.!.!.!.!.!.well done !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice and neat!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

um that's not really funny, but nice job with the rhyming! Www@Enter-QA@Com



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