Bug man of Alcatraz?!
Question: Bug man of Alcatraz!?
A guy spends his 10 year prison sentence training a beetle to do acrobatics!. On his release he goes straight to a pub, lets his beetle out of the matchbox and says to the barman "Look at this"
The barman smacks his fist down, crushing the beetle to the bar counter and says-
"Yeah, sorry about that!. We've had a plague of those little bastards this summer!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The barman smacks his fist down, crushing the beetle to the bar counter and says-
"Yeah, sorry about that!. We've had a plague of those little bastards this summer!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
In order to learn acrobatics, a beetle would presumably be post-larval, and therefore would have nowhere near 10 years left to live!. Even if it began as a larvae, the average beetle lives for a much much shorter time as 10 years!. Often less than a year for some species!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I went out the other day and decided to buy a bike!. I had a broken arm and it took me well over three hours of struggling to ride it home!. When I got home, my wife ran over it with the car and said, "Sorry, darling!. But I hate bikes!."
My punchline is pure brilliant, as is yours!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My punchline is pure brilliant, as is yours!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
S'no fair, I loved Burt Lancaster in the original Bird Man story!. To make fun of it is a wee bitty unfair!!! I'm waiting for the next showing of this classic film!. I could watch it many times over!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
awwwwwww that poor beetle got killedWww@Enter-QA@Com
sad but very funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
awwwwww bless him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com