Does anyone know a good knock knock joke or any joke to cheer me up?!


Question: Does anyone know a good knock knock joke or any joke to cheer me up!?
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there were 2 old ladies, ellen and barb!. barb was on her death bed and ellen was talking to her about what she thinks heaven will be like!. "I hope they have womans softball!. if they do can you come back to earth and tell me if they do or do not!?" ellen asked!. bard said "sure" That night barb died and came back to earth shorty after to tell ellen about heaven as she promised!. "i have good news and bad news" barb said!. "whats the good news!?" ellen asked!. barb replied by saying "there is womans softball in heaven!." Ellen then said "thats great, but whats the bad news!?" "Your pitching wednesday!."

do you get it!? it means ellen is going to die in a few days!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

This one always makes me smile:

Q: Why are pirates called pirates!?

A: Because they Aarrgh!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

how many eggs are there in a biscuit!?

5!.!.!.!.

haha, get it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

your teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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