An Englishman In Scotland?!
Question: An Englishman In Scotland!?
An Englishmans car breaks down in Scotland,
As he lifts his Bonnet a Scotsman walks up to the car and starts to look at the engine and fiddle with the wires,
The Englishman asks "Are you a mechanic!?"
"No" Replied the Scot,
"I'm a McTavish" Www@Enter-QA@Com
As he lifts his Bonnet a Scotsman walks up to the car and starts to look at the engine and fiddle with the wires,
The Englishman asks "Are you a mechanic!?"
"No" Replied the Scot,
"I'm a McTavish" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Can't believe I'm the first to have starred this!. But then again, judging from most of the jokes on here!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Pure brilliant!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pure brilliant!Www@Enter-QA@Com
there is a clan mechanic, he lives next door to the clan baker!.
good joke i'll be texting it later, oh and I'm a scot by the by!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good joke i'll be texting it later, oh and I'm a scot by the by!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's actually not bad!. Kind of light humor, good to tell at a cocktail party, in a self-depricating kind of way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's an oldie, but a goody!.
Did you get that from the Granada TV series "The Comedians" from about 30 years ago!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you get that from the Granada TV series "The Comedians" from about 30 years ago!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Quite right!. There isn't a Clan Mechanic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lhaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa love it ,love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
As a Scots girl i tried not to laugh at that!.!.!. got to admit though its pretty funny haha!.!.!. will deff pass it on!.!. got anymore!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are you a pole vaulter!?
No!. I'm Swedish and my name's Henry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No!. I'm Swedish and my name's Henry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
I got both jokes and they were funny!.!.!. but not funny enough to make me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehe!.Www@Enter-QA@Com