Is anybody sitting here?!
Question: Is anybody sitting here!?
There was this man who won a contest and got one free ticket to the Superbowl!. He was so happy, but when he got to the stadium and found his seat he was somewhat disappointed!. His ticket was for the last row, and it was WAY up there!. He couldn't see the game, so he began looking around!. Close to the field he saw an empty seat, so he decided to go down there!.
He reached the seat and asked the man next to the unoccupied seat if anyone was seating there!.
The man replied, "No!." So the guy sat down and struck up a conversation!.
"Who would have a seat right next to the field and not come!?"
The man answers, "Oh, that was my wife's seat!."
"Where is she!?" the guy replied!.
"She died!."
"Oh I'm sorry!.!.!.don't you have anyone else to come with you, a brother, or friend!?"
"No, they couldn't come!."
"Why!?"
"Because they are at her funeral!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
He reached the seat and asked the man next to the unoccupied seat if anyone was seating there!.
The man replied, "No!." So the guy sat down and struck up a conversation!.
"Who would have a seat right next to the field and not come!?"
The man answers, "Oh, that was my wife's seat!."
"Where is she!?" the guy replied!.
"She died!."
"Oh I'm sorry!.!.!.don't you have anyone else to come with you, a brother, or friend!?"
"No, they couldn't come!."
"Why!?"
"Because they are at her funeral!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
aaawwwwwwwwww
that's so bloody sad
(NOT) love it
nice one ss lol he he
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that's so bloody sad
(NOT) love it
nice one ss lol he he
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im trying not to criticise but the brutal truth sometimes helps!.
if a joke makes "you" laugh you stand a chance!. if you tell it to someone else its a gamble!. the punchline was no surprise and
surprise is what gets the laugh!. try a bit more acid and lateral thinking,
and be choosy as to what joke you tell!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if a joke makes "you" laugh you stand a chance!. if you tell it to someone else its a gamble!. the punchline was no surprise and
surprise is what gets the laugh!. try a bit more acid and lateral thinking,
and be choosy as to what joke you tell!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You just have to ask yourself (If you're an NFL fan)!. If you would truly go to the Superbowl if you got a ticket or go to your wife's funeral!. Wow!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
like you would actually go to it rather than go to your wifes funeral
i mean, come on!.
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like you would actually go to it rather than go to your wifes funeral
i mean, come on!.
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This is, unfortunately, true for die-hard NFL fans LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha thats just sad in a halarious way, absolutely love it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats terribleWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!.wowWww@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!! good one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
cool dude!. he's really a shameless& irresponsible husband!. bloody hell!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahh, oldie but goodie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
First a shock, then a smile, however, you could manage to do it !Good joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
im shocked !.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!!! are why isn't the husband at his wife's funeral!?!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
Poor woman to have a husband like that!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Poor woman to have a husband like that!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man oh man!. That was the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow
LOL
but no star!. the joke is rude!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
but no star!. the joke is rude!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i began to read the joke and i thought it would be daft but it was quite funny, thanks Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats one sick husband lol (star)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lloollWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
okWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!!! its an oldie but goodie!.
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