NEED A FEW GOOD JOKES FOR CLASS TONIGHT?!


Question: NEED A FEW GOOD JOKES FOR CLASS TONIGHT!?
They can be dirty, but not too bad!. I tell a joke every Monday and Wednesday for a class!. I need some quick!!!! Thanks in advance!. Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
little johnny is playing out side with his friends!. he runs in side and asks,
johnny: mommy can little girls have babies!?
mom: no
a few min!. later little johnny's mom here's him say it's ok!. we can play the game again!Www@Enter-QA@Com

One day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do!. Later, as they were cuddling, Pinocchio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend!. So he asked her, "What's the matter, baby!?"

Pinocchio's girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied, "You're probably the best guy I've ever met, but every time we make love, you give me splinters!."

This remark bothered Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he went to seek some advice form his creator, Gepetto!. When Pinocchio arrived, Gepetto could tell something was bothering Pinocchio, and asked him what was the matter!. As Pinocchio revealed his dilemma, Gepetto searched up and down for a solution!. Eventually, he suggested that sandpaper might be able to "smooth" out Pinocchio's relationship with his girlfriend!.

Pinocchio graciously thanked Gepetto and went on his way!.

Gepetto had not heard from Pinocchio for a while and therefore assumed that the sandpaper had solved all of Pinocchio's problems!.

A couple weeks later, Gepetto was in town to have some blades sharpened at the hardware store when he ran into Pinocchio!. When he saw Pinocchio buying all the packs of sandpaper the store had in stock, Gepetto remarked, "So Pinocchio, things must be going pretty damn good with the girls!."

To which Pinocchio replied, "GIRLS!? WHO NEED GIRLS!?!?!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

its long but:

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth!. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves!.


"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves!?"

She said, "No, I don't have any idea!.
"

"Well," he spoofed,

"Down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size!. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in and then walks around for a bit while the latex sets and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again!.
"

She didn't laugh one bit!.


Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing!.


The old woman blushed and exclaimed,

"I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A guy walks into a bar, looking all depressed!. He goes to the bar and orders a drink!.

The bartender brings it to him and asks "Do you want to talk about something!? You look kinda down in the dumps"!.

The guy says "Well, I've suspected that my wife has been cheating on me for months, so today I took the day off work to follow her!. Well, when I came home, I caught her with my best friend!"

"Wow, that must have been hard!" the bartender says "What exactly do you say to your friend in a situation like that!?"

The guy at the bar replies "Well, I looked him straight in the eye, and I yelled BAD DOG!" Www@Enter-QA@Com

Three blondes walk into a bar!. You'd think ONE of them would have seen it!.

Three ducks are in court awaiting trial!. The judge walks up to the first duck and asks, "What's your name and why are you here today!?"

The duck replied, "My name is Quack, and I was arrested for blowing bubbles in the park!."

The judge walks up to the second duck and asks the same question!.

The second ducks replies, "My name is Quack Quack, and I was arrested for blowing bubbles in the park!."

Finally, the judge walks up to the third duck and says, "Let me guess!. Your name is Quack Quack Quack and you were arrested for blowing bubbles in the park!."

The third duck says, "No, my name is bubbles!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

What's big and white and falls out of trees!?
A FRIDGE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw!?
Outlaws are wanted!.


A blonde and a brunette wanted to see who would land first, so they both jumped off a 1m high ledge!.!.!. who landed first!?!?!?
The brunette; the blonde had to ask for directions!


My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse!.
Then she told me to take off her skirt!.!.!.
Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore!.

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone!. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements!. She wanted a man who!.!.!.
1) would treat her nicely
2) wouldn't run away from her
3) would be good in bed!.
Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring!. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs!.
"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper!. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you!."
"Yes, but are you good in bed!?"
"How do you think I rang the doorbell!?"

Two cows were talking in the field!. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around!?"
The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it!?"

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink!. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him!.
Again, he hears, ''Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it!.
The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ''Dad, go home, you're drunk!''Www@Enter-QA@Com

there r 3 guys a black guy, a white guy, and a mexican, on the titanic and the ship is abt to sink!. the black guys says "all women and children to the life boats", the white guy says " screw the women and children!!" and the mexican says "do we have time for that!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

ok!.!.!.!.!.sooo
knock knock
whos there
banana
knock knokc
whos there
banana
knock knock
whos tere
orange u glad i didnt say banana
ahhahahahWww@Enter-QA@Com

Did you hear about the blonde who text her friend

"What does IDK mean!?"
The friend text her back:

"I dont know"

the blonde says :

"OMG! Nobody does!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

here's one: knock knock
who's there!?
irish
irish who!?
irish to be an oscar mayer wiener!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

what happens to a monkey when it rains







it gets




























































wetWww@Enter-QA@Com

what do two snails do when they fight!.

They slug it outWww@Enter-QA@Com

what do you call a nerd who gets chicks!.
















































A nerd who get chicks!! HA HA HA HAWww@Enter-QA@Com



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