Text message size jokes or riddles?!
Question: Text message size jokes or riddles!?
Can anyone tell me any GOOD joke and/or riddles that I can send by text please!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I,ve been invited to a cannabis party, Friday at 9 o'clock!. I can't wait! They told me to bring my own dope!.!.!.!.!. So I'll pick you up about 8!.30!.!.!.OK!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground!.
One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion!.
The second guy hisses: "What are you doing, you can't outrun the
lion" And the first guy says: "No, but all I have to do is outrun you"!
A beautiful woman asked a computer geek what would be a reasonable password for her new E-Mail!. And he answered "Penis", so she tyred it in!. She had just stop laughing about the word when a screen came up!. COMPUTER REJECTION!. NOT LONG ENOUGH
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One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion!.
The second guy hisses: "What are you doing, you can't outrun the
lion" And the first guy says: "No, but all I have to do is outrun you"!
A beautiful woman asked a computer geek what would be a reasonable password for her new E-Mail!. And he answered "Penis", so she tyred it in!. She had just stop laughing about the word when a screen came up!. COMPUTER REJECTION!. NOT LONG ENOUGH
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never look down on someone !.!.!.unless they are pleasuring you! Or!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. 1 million people are having sex, 5 million are kissing and 1 lonely mothaf***er is reading this text message!
I seen this in a text message once!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I seen this in a text message once!Www@Enter-QA@Com