Can someone explain this irish joke to me plz?!
Question: Can someone explain this irish joke to me plz!?
i feel like a noob for not getting it, but oh well lol
here it is:
A wee Belfast boy came home from school in tears!.
'What's the matter, son!?' asked his mammy!.
'We were doing sums today, Mammy,' he said!.
'And were they too hard!?'
'Well, the teacher said either I couldn't count, or I was stupid, or all three!.'
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here it is:
A wee Belfast boy came home from school in tears!.
'What's the matter, son!?' asked his mammy!.
'We were doing sums today, Mammy,' he said!.
'And were they too hard!?'
'Well, the teacher said either I couldn't count, or I was stupid, or all three!.'
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Answers:
well the teacher said either (1) I couldn't count or (2) I was stupid, or all three ( 3!?) <<<<< three ! !? he only said Two (2) things!? don't ya get it lass!?
Its Funny ! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its Funny ! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes the joke needs a complete revamp and the punchline should leave you in no doubt!. theres a few answerers who
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havent quite grasped what you are trying to say so ill try and help "I would like three children when i get married" one
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The teacher only said two things - 'I couldn't count' & 'I was stupid'!.
But instead of saying ''either I couldn't count, or I was stupid, or both'' she actually said ''!.!.!.or all three'' showing that she too either couldn't count or was stupid!.
Or all three!!! :-DWww@Enter-QA@Com
But instead of saying ''either I couldn't count, or I was stupid, or both'' she actually said ''!.!.!.or all three'' showing that she too either couldn't count or was stupid!.
Or all three!!! :-DWww@Enter-QA@Com
'Well, the teacher said either I couldn't count, or I was stupid, or all three!.'
There are only two things!.
1!. Couldn't count
2!. Stupid
The teacher is the idiot, in this case!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There are only two things!.
1!. Couldn't count
2!. Stupid
The teacher is the idiot, in this case!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
she said 1 he couldnt count
2 he was stupid
or (3) all 3
insted of 2 he said 3 bc of 1 2 and (3) he reallly cant count soo he thought it was 3Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 he was stupid
or (3) all 3
insted of 2 he said 3 bc of 1 2 and (3) he reallly cant count soo he thought it was 3Www@Enter-QA@Com
Number One: You can't count!.
Number Two: You're stupid!.
Number Three: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You've heard that there are three kinds of lawyers!. Those who understand numbers, and those who don't!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Number Two: You're stupid!.
Number Three: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You've heard that there are three kinds of lawyers!. Those who understand numbers, and those who don't!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are you Irish yourself!? ha!.!.
'couldn't count' ' stupid' That's only 2 things!.
And before everyone starts thumbing me down- don't get offended it's just a little joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
'couldn't count' ' stupid' That's only 2 things!.
And before everyone starts thumbing me down- don't get offended it's just a little joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The teacher said he was one or two things!. The boy couldn'y count, he thought it was 3 things not two!. I think it's funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It aint funny, I hate irish jokes(I am irish)Www@Enter-QA@Com
'either I couldn't count, or I was stupid, or all three'
there are only two things!.
and he was doing sums!.
meaning that he couldn't count!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there are only two things!.
and he was doing sums!.
meaning that he couldn't count!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The teacher cannot count either!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
'couldnt count' and 'stupid' are 2, he says all 3, cuse he is both!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Either means 2Www@Enter-QA@Com
ooh, not a joke to be telling to irish people! teehee! (i'm actually irish but it's still kinda funny!) ;o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.he only said two things, not three!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is your real name Margaret Thatcher !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You'rs kidding right!?
stupid and can't count is only two
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stupid and can't count is only two
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I'm not falling for that one ! Ireland forever mate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its not rocket science or brain surgery is it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com