Joke: Who Jesus really was? :-)?!
Question: Joke: Who Jesus really was!? :-)!?
There are at least three evidences because:
He was AFRICAN-AMERICAN and He called everyone brother, and
the authorities always bothered Him, and
He never experienced fair court proceedings
Even though there are strong indications Him being an ITALIAN, because:
He always gesticulated when He was talking, and
He consumed wine for every meal, and
He was sure that His mama was a virgin, and His mama sure that He was God
But still, facts go in direction of Him being a CALIFORNIAN, because:
He never cut His hair, and
He always went barefoot, and
He founded a new religion
But, most likely He was a WOMAN, because:
He was forced to feed a lot of people in a short time, even though there were nearly no food around; and He made a lot of attempts trying to be taken seriously by the older men, but did not succeed; and He was even forced to arise again after His death, because there were still plenty of duties for Him waiting!.
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He was AFRICAN-AMERICAN and He called everyone brother, and
the authorities always bothered Him, and
He never experienced fair court proceedings
Even though there are strong indications Him being an ITALIAN, because:
He always gesticulated when He was talking, and
He consumed wine for every meal, and
He was sure that His mama was a virgin, and His mama sure that He was God
But still, facts go in direction of Him being a CALIFORNIAN, because:
He never cut His hair, and
He always went barefoot, and
He founded a new religion
But, most likely He was a WOMAN, because:
He was forced to feed a lot of people in a short time, even though there were nearly no food around; and He made a lot of attempts trying to be taken seriously by the older men, but did not succeed; and He was even forced to arise again after His death, because there were still plenty of duties for Him waiting!.
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Answers:
hmmm well i think its just a joke so you really cant agree with it!.!.!.!.but everyone knows its not true so ill have to disagree!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you deserve to go to hell for that one, even if it was a joke!. and the people who thought it was funny can join him/her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha-- Funny, but disagree,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Totally Disagree!!!!
Who Jesus really IS:
He IS our one True Savior! He died on the Cross for us! He WAS and IS our savior now And FOREVER!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who Jesus really IS:
He IS our one True Savior! He died on the Cross for us! He WAS and IS our savior now And FOREVER!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Agree!. Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Most of it is funny except for the last part, which wasn't funny at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
loooool agree!Www@Enter-QA@Com
agree, hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com