Joke:How To Call The Police...?!
Question: Joke:How To Call The Police!.!.!.!?
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND
DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to
bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window!. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things!.
He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your
house!?' He said 'No!.' Then they said 'All patrols were busy!. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available!.' George said, 'Okay!.' He hung up the phone and counted to 30!.
Then he phoned the police again!. 'Hello, I just called
you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed!. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them!.' and he hung up!.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed!.
One of the Policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'
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DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to
bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window!. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things!.
He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your
house!?' He said 'No!.' Then they said 'All patrols were busy!. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available!.' George said, 'Okay!.' He hung up the phone and counted to 30!.
Then he phoned the police again!. 'Hello, I just called
you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed!. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them!.' and he hung up!.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed!.
One of the Policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'
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Answers:
That's funny!. The sad thing is, that has probably actually happened before, especially the local police here! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
great one!.!. This one is going straight to my blog with other good jokes: http://awesomemausam!.blogspot!.com/
Keep the good ones coming!.!. I like to compile them in my blog!.
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Keep the good ones coming!.!. I like to compile them in my blog!.
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haha
you could also call any dunkin donut shop in america!. you're bound to find a cop there!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
you could also call any dunkin donut shop in america!. you're bound to find a cop there!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's hilarious and very true!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard this one before but it was good reading it again!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
roflWww@Enter-QA@Com
not that funny
i saw it coming tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
i saw it coming tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!. thats a good one!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha smart old manWww@Enter-QA@Com
very intriguingWww@Enter-QA@Com