A few jokes for what seems like a Monday?!


Question: A few jokes for what seems like a Monday!?
Two men are in a pub and one is on a bucking bronco machine!. He lasts well over ten minutes and his friend says, "Jesus mate! That was impressive!!"
"I get a lot of practice," he replies, "my wife's an epileptic!."

Why are women like clouds!?
Eventually the p*ss off and it's a really nice day!.

I had a dog named Minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks!. Bad Minton!

I'm one of those people who likes to read while having a sh*t!. It's also the reason why I am banned from Waterstones!.

I bought a new pair of headphones the other day!. The left one just went, "Steak and kidney," while the other one just went, "Chicken and mushroom!." That's the last time I buy anything from Pioneer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
he he very funny, although the bad minton one was terribly lamely funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i liked it!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha!.!.!.very nice!.!.!.=)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Fannytastic!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha ha the first one always has me wetting myself on the floor ha ha ha
Cheers buddy!.!.!.!.!!!!!!!!!! ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

It does feel like a Monday!

FInally some good jokes in this section! Although that last one was stretching it abit!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very clever collection, and nicely done, too, thanks for a good chuckle!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

thanx for brightenng my day before i go to work, no wait, im 13 and its the holidays lol good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha!ha!well done!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

well worth 2 points for me :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice ones!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thumbs Up !Www@Enter-QA@Com

very good!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

koolWww@Enter-QA@Com

like 1st and 4th!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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