Check out this blind joke, you'll love it!!!!?!
Question: Check out this blind joke, you'll love it!!!!!?
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas!. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas!."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar!. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands!. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas!."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located!. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right!." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door!. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident!.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
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When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar!. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands!. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas!."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located!. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right!." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door!. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident!.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
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A blind man and his service dog go to a sky diving school and finally convince them to let him jump!.
While on the plane a man says how amazed he is that a blind man would do this!.
He replies that he has always wanted to!.
The man asks how does he know when the ground is near!?
The blind man says thats when the leash goes slackWww@Enter-QA@Com
While on the plane a man says how amazed he is that a blind man would do this!.
He replies that he has always wanted to!.
The man asks how does he know when the ground is near!?
The blind man says thats when the leash goes slackWww@Enter-QA@Com
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cute, but not laugh out loud funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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