The duck is back fully refreshed and ready to laugh sre you ready?!
Question: The duck is back fully refreshed and ready to laugh sre you ready!?
The Last Word
"It says here," said the husband, "that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day!. That proves that women talk more than men," he added smugly!.
"Of course," said his wife!. "Women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say!."
"What!?" said her husband!.
The Jealous Wife
The wife was terribly jealous!. Evening after evening, she subjected her husband to a searching inspection!. when she would find even a single hair on his coat, there would be a terrible scene!
One night, she found nothing!.
"So" she screamed, "Now it's a bald-headed woman!"
Two Bats
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood!. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood!."
"We're new here," says the second one!. "It's dark out, and we don't know where to look!. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us!."
The first bat replies, "Who needs them!? I can find some blood somewhere!." He flies out of the cave!. When he returns, he is covered with blood!.
The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood!?"
The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave!. Pointing into the night, he asks, "See that black building over there!?"
"Yes," the other bat answers!.
"Well," says the first bat, "I didn't!."
What Happened!?
Two men are walking down the street!. The man on the left is dragging his right foot, the man on the right is dragging his left foot!.
The man on the right says to the man on the left, "what happened to you!?" Viet Nam, 1968!.!.It was bad!. The man then ask the man on the left, what happened to you!?
"Oh, dog crap, about two blocks back!."
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"It says here," said the husband, "that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day!. That proves that women talk more than men," he added smugly!.
"Of course," said his wife!. "Women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say!."
"What!?" said her husband!.
The Jealous Wife
The wife was terribly jealous!. Evening after evening, she subjected her husband to a searching inspection!. when she would find even a single hair on his coat, there would be a terrible scene!
One night, she found nothing!.
"So" she screamed, "Now it's a bald-headed woman!"
Two Bats
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood!. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood!."
"We're new here," says the second one!. "It's dark out, and we don't know where to look!. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us!."
The first bat replies, "Who needs them!? I can find some blood somewhere!." He flies out of the cave!. When he returns, he is covered with blood!.
The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood!?"
The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave!. Pointing into the night, he asks, "See that black building over there!?"
"Yes," the other bat answers!.
"Well," says the first bat, "I didn't!."
What Happened!?
Two men are walking down the street!. The man on the left is dragging his right foot, the man on the right is dragging his left foot!.
The man on the right says to the man on the left, "what happened to you!?" Viet Nam, 1968!.!.It was bad!. The man then ask the man on the left, what happened to you!?
"Oh, dog crap, about two blocks back!."
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Answers:
hahahaha i friggin love your jokes!
glad your back i needed a good laugh
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glad your back i needed a good laugh
xxx ill star this!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHA! number 1 and 2 killed me!.!.!.=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first joke did nothing for me sorry!.
The second I have heard but made me smile!
The third I didn't find funny Sorry!
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The second I have heard but made me smile!
The third I didn't find funny Sorry!
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In reply to your question, I'm ready to duck the issue!. Ha Ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones
I can already tell this is going to be a good day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can already tell this is going to be a good day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get the 3rd 1 but the other 3 r gud thoWww@Enter-QA@Com
like those and they made me laugh today!. How did you know I needed a bit of a chuckle!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
not bad!.!.!.!.not the best but stil impressive enough!Www@Enter-QA@Com
love jealous wife!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol dog crapWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol Pretty funny i give you props Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!! i liked the first and the second ones the best!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
they're great! i sometimes have a hard time getting the other joke thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com