He's lost his car, where is it?!

A guy walks into a police station with his car keys in his hand!. He goes to the desk sergeant and says, "Officer!.!.!.I want to report a stolen car!"

The cop says, "Where did you last see the car, sir!?"

The guy says, "The last time I saw my car, it was on the end of this key!."

Cop says, "Buddy, you're drunk! Go and sit on the bench and in a couple of hours we'll talk about where your car may be!."

The guy reluctantly starts walking toward the bench!. Cop says, "Hey man!.!.!.your fly is down!."

The guy looks down at his crotch and screams, "Oh my God! They took my girlfriend too!!" Www@Enter-QA@Com

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