Why you should never question a drunk?!


Question: Why you should never question a drunk!?


I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
> A half-gallon of 2% milk
> A carton of eggs
> A quart of orange juice
> A head of lettuce
> A 2 lb!. can of coffee
> A 1 lb!. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier!. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, 'You must be single!.' I was a bit startled by this
proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since
I was indeed single!. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status!. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right!. But how on earth did you know that!?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly!.
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Answers:
A drunken mind speaks a sober heart!.

And I'm the most honest person you'll ever meet, hence the name ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO THIS ONE NEVER GETS OLDD
I ALWAYS LAUGH AT IT!.!.!.(:
I LOVE YOU DOG WHO TELLS JOKES!!

ANSWER MINE PLEASE!
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha!.!.!. ha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol That's actually really funny :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

HAHA thats really funny lol Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

That's a good one !Www@Enter-QA@Com

I liked it 8DWww@Enter-QA@Com




We should never question a drunk because drunks are sincere and
always say the truth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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