Medical Exam for an 85 year old?!
Question: Medical Exam for an 85 year old!?
A doctor had requested an 85-year-old man submit a sample for a sperm count as part of his physical exam!.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow!."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day!.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing!. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing!.
Then I asked my wife for help!. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing!.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing!.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing!.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor!?"
The old man replied, "Yep!. None of us could get the jar open!."
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The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow!."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day!.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing!. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing!.
Then I asked my wife for help!. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing!.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing!.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing!.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor!?"
The old man replied, "Yep!. None of us could get the jar open!."
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Answers:
woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors!.
After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall!.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was and she told him her story!.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room!.
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the young doctor was writing on his board!.
"What's the matter with you!?" the older doctor demanded!.
"Mrs Reid is 62 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren and you just told her she was pregnant!?"
The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall!.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was and she told him her story!.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room!.
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the young doctor was writing on his board!.
"What's the matter with you!?" the older doctor demanded!.
"Mrs Reid is 62 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren and you just told her she was pregnant!?"
The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!!! So Funny! Never heard that one before!. After reading I pictured all of this going on, kind of like I was outside looking in through a window!.
Old people are so funny!.!.!.(wait, I am half their age, oh well I guess I have a few years)!.
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Old people are so funny!.!.!.(wait, I am half their age, oh well I guess I have a few years)!.
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hahahaha wasnt expecting that !!
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HA!
I was thinking this is a sick dirty joke
but its not
it funny
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I was thinking this is a sick dirty joke
but its not
it funny
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Heard it before, still funny :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol hehe thats a good joke! made me giggle lol star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Best joke today by far
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Yeah, this was going around for a while!. Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks lol
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ha ha LMAO so funny:P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com